Let’s get bidding~
Uncategorized February 7th, 2008Alright ladies and gentlemen..the bidding begins..
now,i present my auctioning product,the TISSUE PAPER…
take a good look at it..
ok,u guys must be pretty curious y would i put up a roll of tissue paper as an auctioning product..1st,this roll of tissue paper isnt jz an ordinary tissue although it may look like one..but its not..it is made out of 110% virgin pulp..well..other tissues r jz 100%..tats wat makes this roll of tissue so special..other than tat,i’ve done a research on the tissue paper users..well..most of them complaint tat their “butt HOLES” hurt after using the tissue paper too much(if they r having a diarrhea..) well, as u can see, this roll of tissue has been used..so, i hv experienced it myself..so,i would conclude tat this roll of tissue is reli fully dependable..on FRAGILE “butt HOLES”..this roll of tissue also gives us the cooling sensation when we use it to wipe our skin..oh ya,valentine’s day is coming up real soon..u wouldn’t wanna see ur partner having an injured skin while having a diahrrea..right??well,it’s a LIMITED EDITION though..u bidders reli shud be fast..its a “now u see it,now u dont” product..
starting bid:RM10/=
START TYPING ON UR KEYBOARD AND BID!!!
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February 7th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
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February 7th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
wow….110% wor…
i m the 1st ppl hu bid….so i would like to bid RM20
p/s : phon on diet pls
February 8th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
I m the second person who bid
so i would like to bid RM20.01
TAKE THAT CHRIS!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
……..where got such people….bid more than me RM0.01….gif u lo if u wan -.-
February 10th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
so..thanks alot YU JING aka. mushi,for ur RM0.01 of increament..tat reli means alot to me though..erm..anymore bids?
February 10th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
Eh a bid is a bid alright?? Okla okla since you not happy i give u angpow lar…Since i am married to 2 wives..So u better sell to me Mr.Mjphon, u wont regret man..
And…about my n80i bid, win aun is currently winning my phone with Rm1600. please check my blog for further notice
February 11th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
Well I am realyl dissapointed in this! Comparing Valentines day for a tissue? It makes no sense. Never the less your lucky my mother sells tissue. And your tissue better have a brand! Or I’ll call it a fraud up tissue! Anyways my bid if around RM20.50 to RM 27.50. Anything beyond that please do not call me anymore. I give up! Adious!
Your friendly neighbour hood friend,
Spider Man
February 11th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
Izit onli 1 tisu??? I will bid it for RM 21.00.
February 11th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
OMG i just recently found out im outta toilet paper!!! i really need that!
bids rm30.00
Poor Guy who cant Wipe his Arse,
Someone
February 12th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
well..i guess i’ll hv to let the guy who couldnt get his arse cleaned win the bid for the moment for RM30.00..hmm..not forgetting the date line..i’m gonna have to end this auction on this coming friday,which is the 15th of february..any further bids after the date would not be entertained..
The ARSE-COMFORT provider,
-mjphon aka. Desanius-
February 12th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
I will outbid that guy by RM 30.01! Haha. I must have a nice butt since I using a RM30+ toilet roll ! Golden Butt!
February 13th, 2008 at 2.20am02
I am not gonna let that guy wipe his arse!!! NO WAY!!!
I Bid RM101.00 for all ur toilet paper!!
this aint a JOkE!!
If i have win the bid or if anyone bid higher pls leave a comment at mushi.edublogs.org
thank you and gdnite
February 13th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
hmm…guess this world is reli cruel…sigh~
oh well..i cant do anything about it though…
it is mr.mushi who is currently winning the bid for RM101.00
-2 more days until the auction ends…..
February 13th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
Bids RM120.00
T.T im desparate for it!! im freaking leaving brown stains wherever i walk… oh god… its still dripping….
Really Poor Guy who can’t Wipe his Arse,
Someone
February 14th, 2008 at 2.20am02
I Raise the bid to RM 150!!!
He should have thought of buying or having a spare toilet paper before doing his “business”
I am just teaching him a lesson!!
I have to win this!!!
A Wise man who is teaching someone a lesson,
-mushi-
February 14th, 2008 at 2.20am02
Wow..Look like you have earn alot by just selling tissue roll only! From a starting price of RM10 to RM20 and to RM150..Even it is more expensive than royal gold tissues..
With you profit, you sure can do lots of things..1 example JS JS JS and JS..;)
February 14th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
OH GREAT, SOMEBODY CAME IN AND SPOIL THE FUN IM OUTTA HERE
(dripping brown stains… as he walks off…..)
February 14th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
swt..dude..u reli shudnt walk anywhere after u’ve done ur business without wiping ur ARSE!!!
man..u’re messing my place up..and pls dun be too str8 forward sometimes..must giv face abit..lolz…oh well…mushi,i dun think u’re right..to be frank,i’m the one who keeps all the tissues in the toilet..so tat ppl like “Someone” here would be desperate for them..its one of my business strategies though..lolz…so,to Someone,any further bids?if not,i’ll hvta let mushi win the bid for the moment for RM150/=..
The one who pities those who cant get their arse wiped,
mjphon aka. Desanius
February 15th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
wokay,guys…i guess it’s the final hour for this auction for tissue..as i said,the auction has ended as stated,on the 15th of February,2008…i’ll hv to bring it to an end..well..the final winner would be Mr.Teh Yu Jing aka. Mr.Mushi for bidding RM150/=..well..im so sorry for Mr.Win Aun..guess he’ll hv to leave his arse dirty until he gets another auction for tissue..okay,i guess it’s time for me to ciao..
-mjphon-
February 19th, 2008 at 2.20pm02
the simple things in life and yet taken fr granted…good deal on the tissue papers…good luck!